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| Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday..
U have wasted 12345678910 …seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work..
I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN
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| May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.
Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday. Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!
Museum Administrator: That's a 500 year old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
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| Ek chotta baccha apni pregnant mummy se puchta hai: isme kya hai. Mummy: isme ek chota baby hai. baccha: agar baby itna hi acha tha to kha kyun gayi.
Kiya lay ker ayai thay—-? Kiy lay kar jao gay…?? Mujhey SMS nahin kar k kitnay paisay bachao gay? Itnay paisay bacha ker kya….. . . . Mobile main CNG lagwao gay:p
Papa beti sa:- Beti pehlay to tum mujhey papa kehti thein, Laik ab tum mujhey DaD kehti ho,kion? Beti:- Oh DaD, PaPa kehnay say lipstic kharab hoti hay
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| Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl: kutty k bachy. Boy: WHAT???? Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua. Wo udas ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udas kion ho? Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa
Muje JALA dena, ya DAFNA dena marte waqt 1 ghoot BEAR pila dena …….. Main TAJMAHAL nahi mangta yaro ……….. bas meri QABAR pe 1 GIRLs hostel bana dena…
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