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Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday..

U have wasted 12345678910 …seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work..

I love PAKISTAN P= parveen A= asma K= kiran I= iqra S= seher T= tuba A= aalia N= nida PAKISTAN meri jan sab se pehle pakistan i love PAKISTAN

My heart problem has reached a critical stage. That doctor says: There r only 2 options left… ICU Or U C Me.

Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village??? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!

Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So don’t play with my life. - Sardar says 2 mosquito.

May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol, and decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu.

What is a Girl Friend? Ans: Addition of Problem, Substraction of Money, Multiplication of Enemy, Division of Friends.... So be careful...

what is the relationship between coffee shop and wine shop? Most of the love stories start at coffee shop and does at the wine shop...!`