The ratings juggernaut that is American Idol has begun promoting it's next session of dream creation -- Season 9 - so what better time than now to have a quick look at what's going on with the previous season's winners. I mean like what they're doing - right now -- at this very moment... don't worry, they're all total fame whores - they entered a Reality TV competition after all - so they're gonna love any attention they get. So c'mon let's have a peek...
The Winners
Kelly Clarkson: Eating cake.
Ruben Studdard: Wishing he could afford to eat cake. And a 20 pound roast. And...
Fantasia Barrino: Plotting her revenge.
Carrie Underwood: Bathing in money.
Taylor Hicks: "You want fries with that?"
Jordin Sparks: Considering liposuction.
David Cook: Playing Casinorama. Again.
Kris Allen: Cursing the fickle gods of fate.
Other notables
Clay Aiken: Trying to remember where his pants are.
Bo Bice: Smashing his head into a wall repeatedly.
Chris Daughtry: Wondering why he didn't think of kissing a dude at the AMAs.
Katharine McPhee: Having "relations" with a hot blond babe. Well, at least that's what she's doing in my fantasy right now.
David Archuleta: Trying to stop his dad from beating him.
Adam Lambert: Realizing that all publicity is NOT good publicity.
